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imthedeadliestcatchh:

I was texting this guy,   and basically the conversation went like this:

him:  you any good at giving massages?

me:  ones to your penis, yes

him:  where did that come from?

me:  me being hilarious, obviously.

him:  you’re a dick

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM, I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS I’VE EVER MADE.